Nobody sat in front of me so I could put my feet up.

I've been itching to get to know this girl for a few weeks. I bought tickets to Catching Fire (her friend said she reads), but she had a "family thing" and couldn't make it. I sat by myself.

I wish I was lying about this experience. To get more comments? I'd make it on the Hall Of Fame for being creative and making up something so funny. Knee-slapper.

In a minute, Paul

Basorexia: the desire to kiss

 Lay down with me. Don't quit your stammering. How many times have you kissed him today and do my eyes threaten you? I'm trying very hard not to slip. You scorn my cursing. Check the time. Your skin is so warm it makes my knees and nerves waver. 

The last time you looked this good, we were swimming in the Atlantic. Your teeth were chattering and your forehead was sweating under my whispers and secrets. You told me to shut up so many times. You were smug. You were irrational. You were clever, whimsical, daunting, and I? I was a goner.

Show me where to put them

and how long should they boil, 

these kisses of mine?

In a minute, Paul

How to be remembered

-prefer chopsticks

-wear skirts

-listen to nobody

-kiss many

-never take sugar in your tea

-write a book about owls and their rendezvous 

-double knot your laces

-tell me your secrets

-sleep with the window cracked

-wish for tornadoes and get tsunamis

Organic

Light through the white curtains. Close my eyes tighter. "Wake up".

Once, you said my groggy-waking-up voice turned you on, so I'll try it. 

"Its too early", I'm pulling the covers back to my neck.

She replies by laying back down. Our kisses straighten their backs. Stand at attention. Imagine a world where we felt more things like that. 

Wide awake now, we dance and you slowly complicate my morning. I think about oatmeal and how you're going organic. I buy Tripicana and you freshly squeeze. I like Rodizio, and you like Tucanos. We both like Chick-fil-ay (They have organic lemonade). 

It fits, you and me.

In a minute, Paul

XXX

Ashamed
to
realize I may
be dead.


I mean, it's tough. I'm terrible with parties. If I were dead, I don't think anyone would bother telling me. Wandering aimlessly. "You too could be so lucky", the preacher taps a pen across his Bible.



In a minute, Paul

Different

a photo in color

Return Policy

Poured gin in my coffee 10 minutes ago. Sour. The amount of times I’ve sat in my kitchen with a good idea fits on one hand. The amount of times. Amount of times. TIMES. Court is in 20 minutes. I’ve forgotten again. 

 

7 voice mails and 10 missed calls later:

Pinning glares from her end of the court. Next to her attorney, she looks awfully sophisticated. I sign the divorce certificate like I would a receipt. Just making a return, like the sweaters I picked out. She said they were itchy. 

I expect the judge to ask if I’d like store credit or just cash. “I have a list of other women with credentials similar to your ex-spouse”, he would say. I’d ask for cash because I don’t plan on returning.

But he doesn’t ask that and she’s wearing a sweater.

In a minute, Paul